Tomato Slices with Salt and Pepper
3 ripe tomatoes with a 3 inch diameter
2 teaspoons freshly cracked pepper
2 teaspoons sea salt
Rinse tomatoes. Using the sharp tip of a knife remove the tomato core by cutting out a circle with a ¼ inch margin around the stem. Using the sharp side of a knife, cut each tomato into slices 3/8 of an inch thick. Cut a sliver off the rounded ends so that they will lay flat. Discard sliver. When all tomatoes are sliced, lay the slices flat and without overlapping on a cutting board. Sprinkle each slice with a pinch teaspoon ground pepper. Sprinkle each slice with a pinch teaspoon sea salt. Let the tomato slices rest at room temperature for 10 minutes. Rest* yourself at room temperature for 7 minutes. With the remaining three minutes prep a serving plate by choosing one from the cabinet. Following the rim of the plate, arrange the slices in a circle. Overlap each slice by 1 inch.
Serve the plate of tomato slices to eagerly waiting, hungry, anticipatory guests. Be sure to supply knife and fork. You may also include instructions on proper eating – each slice should be eaten in single wedges.
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